Celebrating one year of being Reverend Bookburn free

John Oliver did not have Bob Reverend Bookburn in mind
for this image from the musical "Eat Shit Bob"
but I do.

I will celebrate December 19 every year from now on because that is the day I became Reverend Bookburn free. 

As you can see below, Bob "Reverend Bookburn" had a meltdown on this day, one year ago, because I argued with his Twitter followers about Susan Sarandon.

This is him screaming at me right before he blocked me.

I assume he got a little befuddled there, in his rage, confusing Twitter with a "public Facebook page."

He hasn't been on Facebook for years because they wouldn't let him keep a Facebook profile under the name "Reverend Bookburn" so he threw a fit and quit.

We were friends for 41 years but he blocked me for the sake of a handful of rando Twitter followers he probably never met in person, because of Susan Sarandon.

He was a good friend of an unapologetic NEO-NAZI but he blocked me for criticizing Susan Sarandon.

He loves Susan Sarandon because she's such a deranged critic of Hillary Clinton, to the point of saying Clinton was "more dangerous" than Trump.

How's that working out, Susan Sarandon you idiot. Why is Susan Sarandon ALWAYS WRONG?

If you want somebody to do something for you and they will not (any longer) do it out of friendship, how do you handle it? You negotiate. You don't make it worse by throwing a year-long tantrum full of lies and misogyny.

Even after Bob Reverend Bookburn called me ugly and psycho and spewed outrageous lies about my personal life I was still considering letting the reverendbookburn.com domain name go. He could have had it back.

But now that he's begun libeling me on his web site he will never get it back.

I'm so glad I finally discovered what a horrible person he has always been.

I'm almost grateful to that idiot Susan Sarandon.

Happy December 19th!